When I was a carpenter, I once worked with this Russian lady architect. I would tell her, ‘Look, I’m terribly sorry, but I want to change that a half inch,’ and she would say, ‘No limit for better.’ I think that is a worthy credo. You keep on going until you get it as close to being right as the time and patience of others will allow.
– Harrison FordCaroline and Steve Cartwright’s “unnatural” love-making prompted complaints from neighbours, a postman and a woman taking her child to school.
“There is also the comedic implication that a man is going to insert his finger into another man’s bottom but this is not shown, as with other sexual activity which is masked by the camera angles used.”
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. “Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No.”, said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”
All fines like this should be based on annual income and not a fixed value. A £1,000 fine means nothing to a premiership footballer but 10% of his take home pay would.


