March 2009
209 posts
“I’ve tried many different forms of presentation in the past years. I was...”
– David Lee Roth
“With a little budget and some creativity, you can sell a toothbrush to a camel....”
– David Lee Roth
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: [nervously] Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. You didn't convince me. Let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: [Screaming] AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You don't scare me! Work on it!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
“Yes I’m a family man. I start three families a week.”
– David Lee Roth
“I used to have a drug problem, now I can afford it.”
– David Lee Roth
“Hey, don’t stick that tongue out at me unless you’re gonna use...”
– David Lee Roth
“And if I must, well in God we trust, everbody else gotta pay cash.”
– David Lee Roth
“The light at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.”
– David Lee Roth
“The breakfast of champions isn’t cereal, it’s the competition.”
– David Lee Roth
“It’s not who wants to sleep with you… .It’s who wants to sleep...”
– David Lee Roth
“He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.”
– David Lee Roth
David Lee Roth: I don't see myself as being sexist. Anytime it approaches sexism on any of my videos or album covers, I view it purely as a sharing experience.
Murial Gray: Don't you think that's asking for trouble?
David Lee Roth: I think you hit the nail right on the head!
YouTube - Nine Inch Nails: Closer (Censored)... →
Not going to see Happiness In Slavery on YouTube any time soon then.
“Let’s play with a career, if we can’t find anything else to do.”
– David Lee Roth
DigitalSoaps →
Your favourite console controller in soap.
“There’s a streak of madness in the family. I’ve a horrible fear...”
– David Bowie (David Jones; 1947- ) British pop singer. - Photoplay, Sept 1983
“I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”
– Dave Edison
“Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in...”
– Dave Barry
“There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.”
– Dave Barry
“Rembrandt’s first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.”
– Dave Barry
“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...”
– Dave Barry
“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during...”
– Dave Barry
“I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on...”
– Dave Barry
Giant baby robot spits fire on Roppongi →
“I’m always waiting for someone to stop me. So far nobody has…”
– Damien Hirst - FT
“Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public...”
– Cyril Connolly
“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.”
– Colonial American proverb
“When I was good, I was very, very good. When I was bad, I got famous.”
– Colette
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
– Colette
“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually...”
– Clement Freud (1924- ) British Liberal politician and broadcaster. - The Observer, 27 Dec 1964
“Like, look at her. She looks like she fell off of an ugly tree and hit every...”
– Clarence Worley - True Romance
“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
– Cinderella
“When you sell a man a book, you don’t sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink...”
– Christopher Morley
“When he raised the bottle to his lips, he didn’t suck out of the bottle,...”
– Chief Bromden - One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
“Mmm, Juicy Fruit.”
– Chief Bromden - One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
“All I want to know is where I’m going to die so I’ll never go...”
– Charlie Munger - Berkshire Hathaway Inc. Chairman’s Letter to the shareholders.
“If something is not worth doing at all, it’s not worth doing well.”
– Charlie Munger
“Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love”
– Charlie Brown
“I bet you a hundred bucks he ain’t in here.”
– Charles Bancroft Dillingham (1868-1934) US theatrical manager. - Referring to the escapologist Harry Houdini; said at his funeral, while carrying his coffin. Attrib.
“Worry affects circulation, the heart and the glands, the whole nervous sytem,...”
– Charles H. Mayo (1865-1939) US physician. - Bartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations (Leonard Louis Levinson)
“Don’t argue with a fool. The spectators can’t tell the difference.”
– Charles J. Nalin
“Illegal in 48 states kinda sex.”
– Catherine - Frasier
“I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.”
– Carol Leifer
“Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.”
– Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961) Swiss psychoanalyst. - The Observer, 19 July 1975
“Childhood is short and maturity is forever.”
– Calvin & Hobbes
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the...”
– Calvin & Hobbes
“My cigarette smoke mixed with the smoke of my .38. If business was as good as my...”
– Calvin & Hobbes
“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.”
– Calvin & Hobbes
“Where do we keep all our chainsaws, mom?”
– Calvin & Hobbes