July 2009
318 posts
“It was the fastest-ever swim over that distance on American soil.”
– Greg Phillips - Portsmouth News
“Street hockey is great for kids. It’s energetic, competitive, and skilful....”
– Radio1 Newsbeat
“If you’d offered me a 69 at the start this morning I’d have been all...”
– Sam Torrance (Golfer) - BBC2
“I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a...”
– Kevin James
“All men would still really like to own a train set.”
– Rita Rudner
“Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.”
– Rita Rudner
“That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men forget everything; women remember everything.”
– Rita Rudner
“Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause...”
– Rita Rudner
“When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume...”
– Rita Rudner
Actor Crowe gives to charity shop →
I give to charities all the time. It’s something that makes me happy.
Usually when someone famous donates money to charity you think that they told their PA to give a certain amount. It’s just wonderful that Russell walked into the shop, talked to the staff and gave the money in person.
“Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheros. Women...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men don’t feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because...”
– Rita Rudner
“Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.”
– Rita Rudner
“Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.”
– Rita Rudner
“Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: “Mitch, you...”
– Rita Rudner
“Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, “Are we...”
– Rita Rudner
“If a man says, “I’ll call you,” and he doesn’t, he...”
– Rita Rudner
“Most women are introspective: “Am I in love? Am I emotionally and...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE...”
– Rita Rudner
“Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.”
– Rita Rudner
“When four or more women get together, they talk about men.”
– Rita Rudner
“When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.”
– Rita Rudner
“No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders’ outfits get tighter and...”
– Rita Rudner
“If you’re dating a man who you think might be “Mr. Right,” if...”
– Rita Rudner
“If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of...”
– Rita Rudner
“Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on...”
– Rita Rudner
“Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a man...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men don’t get cellulite. God might just be a man.”
– Rita Rudner
“All men think that they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log...”
– Rita Rudner
“All men hate to hear “We need to talk about our relationship.” These...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a...”
– Rita Rudner
“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs...”
– Rita Rudner
“All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead...”
– Rita Rudner
AVG antivirus update attacks Apple's iTunes →
Just too funny for words. What if AVG had decided that Microshite Office contained a trojan virus? Or SQL Server? And there’s over 300 comments on the Apple forum as if it’s their fault.
“Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.”
– Rita Rudner
“Don’t try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in...”
– Rita Rudner
“The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care...”
– Rita Rudner
“All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.”
– Rita Rudner
“Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the...”
– Rita Rudner
“Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.”
– Rita Rudner